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  • someone: what's your favorite movie
  • me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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  • someone: what's your favorite movie
  • me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

image

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via ph-ased)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

image

(via ph-ased)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via ph-ased)

robberzzz:

omfg

robberzzz:

omfg

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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